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No not because I am a drone but because if he can't take care of himself and excercise or wash his hair how can I trust his opinion on any thing?
I woke up like dih!
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Why does this guy deserve 3 topics?
Reminder: you have the right to an opinion, but you don't have the right to not be ridiculed for your opinion.
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SeahorseCpt89 posted...
Why does this guy deserve 3 topics? He is a neckbeard.
I woke up like dih!
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SeahorseCpt89 posted...
Why does this guy deserve 3 topics? fanboys are triggered again. |
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Seems like he should get his own board
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No one likes hearing the truth, apparently.
Go Mets!
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Why is he such a meme here? When/how did it start?
You would think a lurker would know this, but alas. |
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WoeChosenChild posted...
Why is he such a meme here? When/how did it start? Because certain people cannot accept the fact that any nintendo ever gets anything less than a 9/10 by all reviewers ever no matter what. They absolutely cannot handle any differing opinions at all. It scares and frightens them into lashing out. Hence they lash out making topic after topic about one guy just because he doesn't worship nintendo with his entire heart and soul. |
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What did he do?
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ihatepassword posted...
What did he do? he didn't give botw a perfect 12/10 |
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meiyuki posted...
WoeChosenChild posted...Why is he such a meme here? When/how did it start? Ah I see, lol. Giving so much weight to reviews will never stop being a thing. |
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ihatepassword posted...
What did he do? Doesnt wash his hair.
I woke up like dih!
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meiyuki posted...
WoeChosenChild posted...Why is he such a meme here? When/how did it start? Actually, it's certain people that cannot accept when any Nintendo game gets a 9/10 or higher. Those people run to Sterling for his opinion and "ultimate" truth. You can look at the reviews for all of the Switch games and there are scores lower than 7/10 sprinkled about, no one is bothered or cares to copypasta a single link here. Yet when your lord and savior Jimus H. Sterling checks in with a score that is contrary to the general consensus the truth is revealed.
It's geeks who really make or break a TV show or movie or videogame.
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Bizarro_Sancho posted...
No one likes hearing the truth, apparently. i guess that defending him because you are as fat as him but theres a limit to the worship dude.
Demon EYES Kyo
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He's also a pro-doxing SJW:
Yeah... Sorry.
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meiyuki posted...
WoeChosenChild posted...Why is he such a meme here? When/how did it start? no, i like that other dude that hates on nintendo that always wears a superman shirt, what was his name? angry something, he at least tells the truth while in shape, i cant support or accept a youtuber that does not live a healthy life, sorry buddy if you worship hom because the fat praises the fat, is too bad for you.
Demon EYES Kyo
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ArsenicSteel posted...
Actually, it's certain people that cannot accept when any Nintendo game gets a 9/10 or higher. Those people run to Sterling for his opinion and "ultimate" truth. You can look at the reviews for all of the Switch games and there are scores lower than 7/10 sprinkled about, no one is bothered or cares to copypasta a single link here. Yet when your lord and savior Jimus H. Sterling checks in with a score that is contrary to the general consensus the truth is revealed. Every post about him right now is "I hate sterling cause he gave splatoon 2 a 7", but keep living in a fantasy world. |
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That's the video that confirmed to me that self-righteous blowhard has nothing to say that will ever positively contribute to gaming.
It's geeks who really make or break a TV show or movie or videogame.
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all these super morbid obese ppl defending him disgust and saddens me.
Demon EYES Kyo
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meiyuki posted...
ArsenicSteel posted...Actually, it's certain people that cannot accept when any Nintendo game gets a 9/10 or higher. Those people run to Sterling for his opinion and "ultimate" truth. You can look at the reviews for all of the Switch games and there are scores lower than 7/10 sprinkled about, no one is bothered or cares to copypasta a single link here. Yet when your lord and savior Jimus H. Sterling checks in with a score that is contrary to the general consensus the truth is revealed. Isn't the the current video that is currently circulating? So yeah, that's my point. The shit posters that run to the guy are very topical and fickle. The next opinion they will spam here will be Mario+Rabbids followed by Mario Odyssey or Pokken because he doesn't want to skip month of attention. Jim Sterling has been a joke to me for years, way before the release of the Switch.
It's geeks who really make or break a TV show or movie or videogame.
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> Trusting reviews
Sonic 3 and Knuckles is still and always will be the best game of all time.
The Cat is always right. You have yet to understand the feline language. |
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ArsenicSteel posted...
Isn't the the current video that is currently circulating? So yeah, that's my point. Can you repost that in english? All I see is 3 topics by triggered fanboys. And at best in the replies all I see is a couple people trolling with a thank god for sterling cause the fanboys are so triggered. You might have a point if there wern't a bunch of triggered fanboys posting about his review. |
Can you repost that in english? It's in English. I made some editing errors. If you want perfection, then find another planet. All I see is 3 topics by triggered fanboys Yep. That's a personal problem. You might have a point if there wern't a bunch of triggered fanboys posting about his review. My point is about what came first and that would be the topics from the cult of Jim Sterling. Any ensuing negativity about him was caused by those people highlighting his videos.
It's geeks who really make or break a TV show or movie or videogame.
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meiyuki posted...
ArsenicSteel posted...Isn't the the current video that is currently circulating? So yeah, that's my point. i dont care about his opinion, which is only that, a single morbid obese person opinion, what i despise is all the morbid obese tub of lard defending him like he was ever right on any of his reviews. i dont even click on his trash because i despise profanity.
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You can do better than this syla.
Tom Brady is the GOAT
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@Kyoshiro12345 posted...
Bizarro_Sancho posted...No one likes hearing the truth, apparently. Pathetic is your middle name.
Tom Brady is the GOAT
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Score aside, I find him to be one of the best reviewers.
Komm suesser Tod
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Fauch posted...
Score aside, I find him to be one of the best reviewers. Really? I find him more entertaining than your average troll, but he's still a professional troll. He says stuff to get a reaction, he loves to create this persona of himself as this rebel speaking truth to power, but mostly he's there to rustle jimmies and pander to the entitled gamer mentality.
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ArsenicSteel posted...
Any ensuing negativity about him was caused by those people highlighting his videos. So what you're saying is the triggered fanboys have absolutely no control over their actions, they're just puppets? |
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I don't like his reviews either, but I wish his haters had better things to pick on than his appearance.
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Come now, can't we all agree that hygiene is important? How else will you please the Nintenyearolds?
Wash ur ballz plz
"Poop"
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Cozy posted...
Come now, can't we all agree that hygiene is important? How else will you please the Nintenyearolds? This poster doesn't get the irony of making this post accusing others of being childish. Or perhaps he does, and he's doing meta-performance art. Either way...bravo.
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Torgo posted...
Fauch posted...Score aside, I find him to be one of the best reviewers. and if you track down all post history of the person you kust responded to, guess what? is the same kind of ppl that tub of lard panders to, i bet that person even sends him a check on pantreon weekly, or one of those expensive gifts he demands and calls them wishlist.
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Kyoshiro12345 posted...
Torgo posted...Fauch posted...Score aside, I find him to be one of the best reviewers. Oh yeah, I know Fauch, used to be d99d or something like that...he's been trolling Nintendo boards forever.
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Technickal1 posted...
I don't like his reviews either, but I wish his haters had better things to pick on than his appearance. what about his profanity and hate for all gamers specially if you own a PS4pro then you are the actual devil as he referred to once the pro came out?
Demon EYES Kyo
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I like Sterling for his industry commentary, and he is kind of funny, but his reviews are awful. He nitpicks strange things and it's like his scores are decided by a die roll.
Attacking him for his weight/looks/etc is extremely childish and shows what kind of a person you are.
"Theyre not only moron but also Galapagosian Lolita Complexed Chicken." -Tomonobu Itagaki
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meiyuki posted...
ArsenicSteel posted...Any ensuing negativity about him was caused by those people highlighting his videos. Yup, all those sycophantic puppets are just meat-sleeves for Sterling to shove his hands into. Take away their topics and you don't have topics like this one.
It's geeks who really make or break a TV show or movie or videogame.
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Wow, looks like my comment triggered some people.
Komm suesser Tod
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Torgo posted...
Fauch posted...Score aside, I find him to be one of the best reviewers. Sounds like some fantrolls I know.
Tom Brady is the GOAT
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Kyoshiro12345 posted...
Torgo posted...Fauch posted...Score aside, I find him to be one of the best reviewers. You should look in the mirror you pathetic Nintendo shill.
Tom Brady is the GOAT
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Fauch posted...
Wow, looks like my comment triggered some people. oh yeah, let me go grab a sharp Kunaif and /wrists.
Demon EYES Kyo
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So Nintendo fanboys devolving into petty schoolyard insults, fatshaming and straight up namecalling because he outlined that the game didn't fix any of the major online structure issues that Splatoon 1 had even though the game is still very fun and somewhat updated in mechanics, graphics and maps.
So basically a fair review, if they had fixed the major issues he'd probably given it a 9 because that's literally all they needed to do, have onboard voicechat, let us change gear in-lobby, let us create parties easily and play with them, and drop the 'timed gamemodes and maps' horseshit, just let us choose what we want to play when we want to play. If Splatoon 3 doesn't fix these issues Nintendo oficially doesn't care.
Even my most peaceful and calm posts are somehow designed to belittle those that disagree with me even a little, get used to it~!
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So Nintendo fanboys devolving into petty schoolyard insults, fatshaming and straight up namecalling because he outlined that the game didn't fix any of the major online structure issues that Splatoon 1 had even though the game is still very fun and somewhat updated in mechanics, graphics and maps. Except the game did fix many(not all) of those issues, added maps, extended the single player story mode, and added an entirely new mode for the sequel. Score aside, this "enhanced-port-disguised-as-a-sequel" claim is complete bullshit. Being a twisted liar is one of his major issues.
It's geeks who really make or break a TV show or movie or videogame.
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ArsenicSteel posted...
So Nintendo fanboys devolving into petty schoolyard insults, fatshaming and straight up namecalling because he outlined that the game didn't fix any of the major online structure issues that Splatoon 1 had even though the game is still very fun and somewhat updated in mechanics, graphics and maps. Wow!! One new mode!
Tom Brady is the GOAT
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Who the fuck is Jim Sterling?
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Bellagio_6 posted...
ArsenicSteel posted...So Nintendo fanboys devolving into petty schoolyard insults, fatshaming and straight up namecalling because he outlined that the game didn't fix any of the major online structure issues that Splatoon 1 had even though the game is still very fun and somewhat updated in mechanics, graphics and maps. Wow! You're a clown.
It's geeks who really make or break a TV show or movie or videogame.
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ArsenicSteel posted...
Bellagio_6 posted...ArsenicSteel posted...So Nintendo fanboys devolving into petty schoolyard insults, fatshaming and straight up namecalling because he outlined that the game didn't fix any of the major online structure issues that Splatoon 1 had even though the game is still very fun and somewhat updated in mechanics, graphics and maps. Wow!!! You have nothing as usual.
Tom Brady is the GOAT
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Bellagio_6 posted...
ArsenicSteel posted...Bellagio_6 posted...ArsenicSteel posted...So Nintendo fanboys devolving into petty schoolyard insults, fatshaming and straight up namecalling because he outlined that the game didn't fix any of the major online structure issues that Splatoon 1 had even though the game is still very fun and somewhat updated in mechanics, graphics and maps. I made a comment that was well thought out and you boiled it down to a single item. You're the one treating this forum as a toilet.
It's geeks who really make or break a TV show or movie or videogame.
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Bellagio_6 posted...
ArsenicSteel posted...So Nintendo fanboys devolving into petty schoolyard insults, fatshaming and straight up namecalling because he outlined that the game didn't fix any of the major online structure issues that Splatoon 1 had even though the game is still very fun and somewhat updated in mechanics, graphics and maps. dude, i dont like splatoon, but dont you get bored of being wrong?
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ArsenicSteel posted...
So Nintendo fanboys devolving into petty schoolyard insults, fatshaming and straight up namecalling because he outlined that the game didn't fix any of the major online structure issues that Splatoon 1 had even though the game is still very fun and somewhat updated in mechanics, graphics and maps. Um you literally admitted that they fixed nothing. Let's take Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare, one of the most celebrated shooters ever and the blueprint for a functioning online system. It also came out more than 10 years ago. You still can't party up with friends in random online encounters, they'll often end up in the opposing team. There's no "Invite > Join Game > Play together" simple system. You still can't change your gear mid-lobby. You still can't chat with random players, even on your team. Only in private matches and using the embarrassing App. The maps are STILL on a rotation system rather than just letting us vote on the next map like literally every modern online game ever. They doubled down on the rotation shit by putting an entire mode behind a timewall. Like what the actual fuck were they thinking. Uh, and last time I checked he praised the new mode and new maps with the exception of its absurd timed model. The single player criticism is reasonable because Splatoon's world is super interesting and they still chose to do abstract architecture Super Mario Galaxy floating blocks instead of making levels that look like actual places in a living, breathing world. What lie did the review contain? Please enlighten me. Oh wise Nintendo sheep.
Even my most peaceful and calm posts are somehow designed to belittle those that disagree with me even a little, get used to it~!
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